Funny Things My Kids Say

I used to have a livejournal called MommyFiles. I wrote down funny things my kids say and do. I was thinking about updating that, but frankly I don't think that many of my friends use livejournal anymore. And, in my opinion, these need to be shared. So, instead of posting about my kids endlessly in Rinkchat, which I'm sure Dave hates (and, let's face it, I don't think there's a whole lot that Dave doesn't hate.) I'll post it here, instead!


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The other day, Joseph, who is now 5, was freaking out over something. Thomas, who is 2, turned to him and said "Don't freak out!"
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Thomas is learning to sleep in a toddler bed. I've been sleeping on Joseph's bed in the boy's room so that I don't have to get up in the night to get Thomas back to sleep. I learned that Thomas talks in his sleep. He yelled out "It's mine! It's miiiiiine!" in the middle of the night.
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Abby, who is 8 in a couple of days, told me that I should do all the work in the house because: "I hate cleaning! It's boring and it's NOT fair!"

I told her that there's not a single person that absolutely loves to clean. I might be wrong, but I don't think I am.
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Abby, being Abby, asked my (recently married) little sister if she was pregnant. My sister said she was not. "Why did you even *get* married, then?" she asked. *facepalm*
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That's all for now.